Kigali Restaurant Fun

We feel the need to let you all know about the restaurant scene here. Food is very important to our people. In addition to the school's hot lunch each day, we have enjoyed delicious Indian, Asian, Italian, and American food with excellent ambiance. We have also enjoyed creating silly jokes, thanks to one restaurant we went to this weekend called Heaven.

Here are the top 10 things we can tell you about Heaven:
-The popcorn is free in Heaven.
-They show kid-friendly movies at 6 and adult movies at 8. (films for adults, not to be confused with "adult films.")
-Heaven has at least 2 owners -one man and one woman. The man's name does start with a J. (Josh)
-There is an old woman who lives on the other side of Heaven.
-Heaven just opened 2 years ago.
-Heaven only has room for 5 cars in the parking lot. Additional parking is located outside the gates.
-Heaven offers a full bar service.
-The fries are really good in Heaven.
-Heaven has an excellent view.
-You can buy t-shirts and hats to prove you made it to Heaven.

and a few more just for fun:
-Heaven does not have a half pipe.
-There are people of all nations in Heaven.
-Unfortunately, we did not see you in Heaven nor a reservation in your name.